Men R Like...

Aku & Lelaki Idaman
Muka aku yg masham kerana lelaki idaman ada dalam gambo. Pastu siap top muka, taknak tgk aku. Pergh..tgk lar badan dier..tangan dier...katop muka aku ngan tangan dier..mao lemas nie..

Men Are Like...

• ... Blenders.
  You need one, but you're not quite sure why. *Mesti la memerlukan.. aku bukan lessy.. aku stret la.... kan kan...
• ... Chocolate Bars.
  Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips. *they r sweet like cekelat..sluurpsss....nyum nyummm...dap...
  
• ... Coffee.
  The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long. *i can't live without my nescepe o.. and i might can't live without men.. but i have no man yet.. only have my dad & my 2 brothers
  
• ... Commercials.
  You can't believe a word they say.*betol? tak betol? betol? kenot percaya sumer.. tp tak sumer gak kenot dipercayai..some only la... some can be trusted one...
  
• ... Computers.
  Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.*ilang ingatan...patut kena format nie... kekadang dier wat² ilang ingatan je...dier luper aper dier dah cakap or empty promises la gitu...
  
• ... Coolers.
  Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.* cooler? byk lar cooler... kekadang bikin panas..baek aku tinggal...
  
• ... Copiers.
  You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.*penting utk masa depan....
  
• ... Curling Irons.
  They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.* takyah..rambut aku sudah kenteng... tp iron dier sentiasa hot la kot..miakakakaka..oppsss...
  
• ... Government Bonds.
  They take way too long to mature. *tgu je lar mature...jgn gopoh...
  
• ... Horoscopes.
  They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong. *biasa la tuh..men' rules...
  
• ... Lava Lamps.
  Fun to look at, but not all that bright.*tgk je lar... takat tgk.. tak sumer besh...
  
• ... Mascara.
  They usually run at the first sign of emotion.*ntah...
  
• ... Parking Spots.
  The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are either handicapped or extremely small.*nak yg besh je kan? ngader kan aku nie kan..macam lar aku nie super model yg nak memilih.... tp biar lar parking tuh sesuai..jgn kalo kete dah panjang.. gi cocok gak kat parking yg tak moat kete itu.... sedang² la... janji besh.....tp yg besh nie lar sumer sudah orang kebas...
  
• ... Popcorn.
  They satisfy you, but only for a little while. *miakaka..anda popcorn? Ooo..kenot la a while...mao lelama pls...Oppsss... I did it again... maksud tersurat nye... jgn makan popcorn selalu... nanti kembong perot...
  
• ... Weather.
  Nothing can be done to change either one of them. *yg nie susah mao ejas... kekadang natural disaster nie takbole nak agak.. tetiber je ribut petir...pastu cerah balek.. pastu ujan balek..pastu puting beliung... kalo puting beliung..larik larik...runnnn...run for ur life....
  

*Sekadar sker² je entry nie..tiada kaitan ngan idop atau mati. Rekaan semata tau~ Blwek..:þ

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