Superb!!!

My mum sker forward emails yg kelakar. Hampir hari² la aku dpt emails dari dier. Salah satu gambo² yg wat aku gelak....

Old movie. New watch? Watch it out!

You need to hold the trigger to shoot someone or...?

Hmmm.... aeroplane in the Trojan War?

Bows, arrows, ... and cellphones in the olden days?

Wow! In those days,... Adidas? Hmmm.... branded Pirate!



But Yg Paling Kelakar Are

Celah Mana Dier Nak Meng-skodeng Nie??
&

Tarak Pandai Baca Buku Ka??

Dedua Acara - Terbalik Daaaa...

Life. Is. Colourful. To. Make. My. Life. Wonderful.

Cherry Part 2

Maen Air...Cak~
Hye Tuan Cherry Pinky

Arinie tuan cherry pinky sgt bz. Dier ada kursus apa ntah, then ada pre-test katanya. So, selepas bertanya khabar memasing, dier kena gi blajo. Sian tuan cherry pinky ek. All The Best untuk awak k. Smoga dapat mengharungi 3 hari yang seksa itu. Udah tau arinie ada kursus, gatai pi jumper kawan lama then balek lambat, then tido lambat, then sumer lambat. Kan ko dah hantar aku balik awal semalam. Padan muka, nie sah mentido, tak jadi blajo kan?! Kalo ko dpt markah tinggi, aku kasik hadiah wokey? Cam bebudak laks, ish.

Utk Tuan Cherry Pinky

Utk Tuan Cherry Pinky juge

'awak pun lembot macam donut J-Co'
Miakakaka... ayat Tuan Cherry Pinky semalam. Krem perot aku gelak.. sampai mamat kat konter buat air tuh benti wat air, tgk kiterorang gelak. Hey Tuan Cherry Pinky, laen kali jgn wat lawak tau masa tgh makan. Sambil makan menom, kiterorang mengusha awek serta pakwe, maklumlah memasing single, solo molo. Ewah. Memasing matanye meliar. Selepas kekenyangan, kami pun pulang.

Cherry Pinky~ Windunye~Uhuks

Cherry Pinky kena check ngan apek workshop bawah umah aku sblom kiterorang bersiar-siar. Seb baek kejap je. Camner minyak bole bocor, dan tuan cherry pinky baru perasan pas sampai kat bawah umah aku? Atoi. bahyer tol la. Dibuatnye cherry pinky meragam tgh jalan kiterorang ronda², bikin naya.

Life. Is. Colourful. To. Make. My. Life. Wonderful.

Mr. Bean Bean

1) MR. BEAN SEES A DOCTOR:
Doctor : I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor : Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor : Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!

2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:
Teacher : What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean : 9
Teacher : What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean : Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:
Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk : Sir, Vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!

4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:
Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend : Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!

5) MARRIAGE:
Friend : How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean: 16
Frien d : Why?
Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse.

6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:
Friend : How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture.
Friend : What tape did you take anyway?
Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.

7) DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:
Mr. Bean:(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend : condolence, my friend.
(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder
Friend : what now?
Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!

8) MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:
Colleague : Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean : That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.

9) SPELLING LESSON:
Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or two c?
Mr. Bean : Make it three c to be sure!

*Credit to Spoiledshirl From Bidayuh.Info for the jokes.

Life. Is. Colourful. To. Make. My. Life. Wonderful.

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Life. Is. Colourful. To. Make. My. Life. Wonderful.

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Lai lai lai. Chop my head.

Ada citer disebalik gambo ini. Petang kang apdet ek. Huhuhuhu... so comel tgk kucin nie gelak. Sket lg terpotong paler-nye.

Life. Is. Colourful. To. Make. My. Life. Wonderful.